Wrong Side of the Road – by Don Mathis
 
A man was taking a distracted drive
on Highway 82 near 75.
 
His wife called his cell phone to excitedly say
a car was on the wrong side of the freeway.
 
“I know,” he said. “It’s carnage and mayhem!
And it’s not just one; there’s hundreds of them!
 
This wise wife got a new phone for her groom
(a pretty good trade, I have to assume). 
 
Now the husband is confined in a jail –
and laments the coverage he gets in his cell.
 
The moral here is that when you leave home,
don’t drive distracted, stay off the cell phone!